Friday, December 02, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: Pack Serves Up A Bowl Full O’ Comeback, Plus Trying To Find The Holiday Spirit


When it rains fumbles, it pours
Down to Maryland four scores
But a comeback for the ages
Filled up message-board pages
As State knocked down bowl-game doors

Dirtier than a petting zoo
Is one Ndamukon Suh
Late hits every week
Personal fouls that reek
Will a suspension cause him to rue?

Politics make my head hurt
Like Cain chasing a skirt
Didn’t know Newt was alive
Romney just can’t thrive
Obama sits back and laughs, I assert

If it’s true about Bernie Fine
Get behind Sandusky in line
Sports now like “Law & Order”
Pedophiles, robbery and murder
You’ll vomit if you read while you dine

December’s finally here
Load up on presents and gear
Lines from here to the mall
As we say goodbye to fall
And count down to a new year

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