He’s got lotsa moxie and speed
Sometimes smokes synthetic weed
The Honey Badger sparks LSU
Like he sparks a bong in Baton Roo
Grabs Heismans and cobras doesn’t heed
Another headline from Butt Favre
He defines attention starved
Wants to play for the Bears
But no one really cares
So back to your farm to whittle and carve
Another tragedy at Virginia Tech
Still another shooting, what the heck
A dangerous campus on the whole
The city takes a mental toll
Blacksburg must be a complete wreck
A miserable 0-7 start
Playing like a collective fart
Now Sparano has them winning
So fans heads are spinning
Can he save his job by showing heart?
The leading candidate is f#%^ing Newt?!
Ain’t he dead on a pile of loot?
Think he stole Christmas, Gingrich
At the least, he’s a cheating bitch
More proof the GOP needs the boot
Last time …
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