Darren Clarke inspired McDowell and Rory
Who added to Northern Ireland glory
But his turn to raise the Claret Jug
And from a Guinness, he took a slug
From tragedy to the top, what an amazing story
Team USA played with skill and guile
But the mistakes, they started to pile
An epic stage for a national choke
But Japan’s heart was no joke
A nation so broken but now can smile
UNC just keeps on cheating
And Marvin Austin keeps on Tweeting
Butch still around is absurd
But that sound you just heard
Is thousands of rams bitching and bleating
From Steve Williams, Tigger did split
Did it on his site, another classy hit
One douche shit-canned another
But all the whining, oh brother
You’re both just piles of shit
Just get it done, NFL
I mean, seriously, what the hell?
A battle of millionaries
Against the billionaires
Yet it’s the fans who buy what you sell
Last time …
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