Friday, July 15, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Politicans Can Even Argue Over Crippling Debt, Plus The Need To Hit The Lottery Increases


Description of debt talks?
Just a lot of bitching and squawks
Rich partisans argue over words
A bunch of hypocritical turds
Guess bullshit talks and accountability walks

Players take an All-Star pass
Would rather fish for bass
Would rather work on tans
Than an opportunity to win back fans
National pasttime, my ass

James Harrison’s full of vinegar and piss
Cheater and douchebag also on his resume list
He’ll be on a police blotter
‘Cuz he’s nothing but a cheap shotter
He’s part of the NFL I don’t miss

The fraud they called “The Rocket”
Kept plenty of ‘roids in his pocket
Lied to one and all
But skated on a mistrial call
Cheating Auburn and the Patsies say, “Don’t knock it”!

Losing faith in a world out of reach
Worried about lessons I can teach
Violence spun out of control
Politics stuck in a black hole
I just want to live at the beach

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