Friday, June 03, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: The Midwest’s Tattooed Cheaters, Plus The Diesel Finally Runs Outta Gas


Everyone piles on the SEC
But Ohio State is the dirtiest, you see
The media loved him and guessed
That class equalled glasses and a vest
Jim Tressel, the biggest fraud (next to UNC’s)

Summer TV is here, nothing’s on
Every good show has come and gone
Guess I’ll turn to “Twin Peaks”
Because reality TV mostly reeks
And I can’t stand watching the Heat and LeBron

Romney the latest GOP nitwit
To be Prez, he thinks he’s fit
He continues a long douche line
Compared to Palin, guess he’s fine
But dude, your f*&king name is Mitt

Life with no football is hell
A lockout over who gets to buy and sell
The fans lose out in the end
There’s no one left to defend
Tread lightly or lose us all, NFL

The NBA’s last fun thing
Fell short of a Celtics ring
Loved it when Kobe he dissed
Shaq Fu will certainly be missed
Thinking of hoops without him does sting

Last time

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