Scandal rocks the college football beat
The NCAA turning up the heat?
USC stripped of its crown
Tressel run outta town
Will they really give a pass to UNC-Cheat?
CBS was prayin’ and hopin’
But Tiger won’t play in the US Open
Maybe he’ll work on his game
To try to restore his name
Or maybe he’ll be at IHOP, gropin’
Congressmen are just horny elves
Hide their secrets in closets, on shelves
Sending pictures of your junk
Makes you a demented punk
Weiner jokes wrote their own selves
The King came up with the lames
Now the Heat are running outta games
M.I.A. during crunch time
For no valid reason or rhyme
What’ll be your legacy, LeBron James?
When you lay in bed with a liar
You may wake up to be fired
Sold your soul for a cash cow
What to show for it now?
No coach and see ya, Terrelle Pryor
Last time …
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