Friday, May 27, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Have You Heard About The Weather, Plus The Curious Case Of Russell Wilson


Horrific tornadoes in the Midwest
Lives lost and property messed
Footage painful and blurry
Of the sound and the fury
Mother Nature, please give it a rest

The king of exaggerated attitude
Weighed in on the lockout feud
Said evil would be unleashed on the land
A strange place to take a stand
For someone who once stabbed a dude

Rose is as quick as a jet
But he’s not ready yet
Not enough help, either
Can’t afford a breather
Mavs win it all, I bet

Skies filled with volcanic gray
Flooding down Mississipi way
Storms wreaking havoc on the land
Temperature rising out of hand
An environmental judgment day?

Russell Wilson released from State
The whole situation is one we hate
Over Mike Glennon we’ll fret
And hope we won’t regret
When we cut #16 too early, not late

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