As the TSA puts fondling forth
What is self-respect worth?
To put air travel in a funk
Protest against touching junk
And opt out on flying the 24th
Hypnotizing the weak the norm
GOP now applying it to global warm
Just declare war on science
With ignorant defiance
Stupidity taking our country by storm
As the Pack heads over to Cheater Hill
The cover-ups threaten to overspill
Bitch Davis keeps lying to all
John Blake set up to take the fall
Sacrificing ethics to pay a stadium bill
Everyone knows Tigger is bitter
Can’t change that by going on Twitter
He’s a 140-character cliche
He does whatever Nike say
Just don’t Tweet about banging the babysitter
A third-string QB for the ‘Fins
A diva receiver with plenty of sins
An offensive coordinator old as dirt
Every offensive lineman got hurt
Made me drink so much I got the spins
Last time …
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