Strange Things Are A-Brew In Dolphinland

So a couple of Miami Dolphins might have the swine flu. Also, the team decided it would rather pay someone $4.5 million to NOT be on the team instead of $3 million to actually be on the team. And now, after bringing in several has-been or never-wear pop stars (as we previously discussed here), the organization now thinks Venus and Serena Williams would be solid additions to the roster.

You may be asking, “So how are these things related?” And to you I say, “How are they NOT related!”