“Mad Men” comes back with some power
Office politics makes everyone a little sour
Don Draper returns with a (literally) bang
Wife pregnant, he still can’t control his wang
I could just watch Christina Hendricks for the whole hour
“Dear god, please me it stop,” we did pray
Just make freaking Butt Favre go away
He cries each and every time he retires
Wears Wranglers and hopes someone rehires
He’s the herpes of the NFL, I heard someone say
UNC-Miami is in rare form
An assault in the freshman dorm
Gay-on-guy crime shows Butch you’ve got fire
It’s one way to avoid the waiver wire
When you bring in thug after thug, this is the norm
The rock world tells another legend goodbye
Les Paul is off to that music festival in the sky
He revolutionized guitars with a block of wood
And then picked it like very few could
His passing brought a tear to many’s eye
It had the sound of a made-up fable
A huge fight around the meeting table?
The Raiders had to call the law
An assistant has a fractured jaw
Why didn’t you punch Al Davis, Coach Cable?
His hybrid on 18 made many say, “Dang!”
He broke the hearts of all the CBS gang
They gave Tiger the tourney on Friday
Then an Asian said, “We’re doing things my way”
Kudos to a rare humble champ—Y.E. Yang!
Last time …
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