Another celebrity passing made the news
This time it was a heart attack for John Hughes
His passing made us say "What the fuck?"
He created "Ferris Bueller", "P.T.A." and "Uncle Buck"
He'll be at heaven's gate in the Family Truckster, with nothing to lose
The Eagles took a shot at the end zone
Signed Michael Vick, who was sitting home alone
He was pimped out by one Tony Dungy
Philly fans will hang him by a cord, bungee
McNabb chokes in big games, hope Vick chokes on a bone
"The Predator" is now gone for the year
I pour one out for him with my beer
They say he's lucky to be alive
He's got passion and he's got drive
Nate will be back in 2010, so don’t shed a tear
They call it "Glory's Last Stand"
As golf fever sweeps the land
Front-running sellouts follow Tiger all day
They hope he wins the PGA
If anyone else wins, it would be grand
What's up with Cheney's Bush hatin'?
Where was he during the war debatin'?
Just don't go on a hunting trip with Dick
Who's worse seems like a pointless schtick
It's like Lucifer calling the kettle Satan
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