Friday, May 15, 2009

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXX: Red Stripe And Dixie Live Up To, "Hurray, Beer!"


A last-minute switch for a Jamaican honeymoon
A relaxing trip that ended way too soon
Chilling on the beach was pretty freaking good, mon
Red Stripes and White Russians came and then gone
After the last two weeks, feel like I could sleep until June

Smartest team in the ACC, at least that's something
Not sure good grades will win you a ring
Still, good news for the Wolfpack and Sidney Lowe
Other league teams, to classes, they say no
Most kids less interested in school than bling

Horrible news for Mark Herzlich and B.C.
Cancer has struck this young man, it's sad to see
Last year, the best defensive player far and near
But he'll have to fight for his life this year
Best hopes and wishes for him from the entire ACC

An incredible season finale for the "Lost" show
A hydrogen bomb, how high will it blow?
Is it all about Kate, and did Juliet really die at the very end?
Who's the Locke imposter who was dead Jacob's friend?
The entire finale simply made me say, "Whoa!"

Dixie sends free beer to flooded Fargo
1,000 cases for a party in the rain and snow
Hurricane Katrina devastated Dixie in the Big Easy
So they turn around and help others feeling queasy
24,000 beers will help Minnesotans get up and go

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