Friday, May 22, 2009

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXI: An Asshole Returns While An American Institution Says Goodbye


ESPN is still stalking one Michael Vick
He's finally out of Leavenworth, that prick
He's headed to Virginia and house arrest
He won't go away, he's like a mosquito pest
Lock him in a kennel with dogs who are rabies sick

A decision for Raleigh's own John Wall
To play in Kentucky was his final call
For shady Calipari, he's going to play
The NBA beckons, for only a year he'll stay
His entourage may drag him down, but he sure can ball

For GM, it's going to be an emotional end
It's bankruptcy that awaits just around that bend
Put all they had in SUVs with horrible emissions
Didn't adjust to gas prices and economic conditions
Hope other car companies try to help Mother Earth mend

The final four have hit the NBA Playoffs floor
After a regular season that was nothing but a bore
Kobe vs. Carmelo has been a sight to see
LeBron vs. Dwight Howard is worth the fee
A combined one year of college among those four

A happy Memorial Day to each and every one
Here's hoping for a good time had by all in the sun
Have a beer while you soak in some rays
And forget about all the recent workdays
Put it all behind you and focus on having fun

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