A pill-popping blowhard and lush
A fatass with a brain full of mush
He's become the Republican voice of "reason"
11% likeability makes him popular during target season
Good luck finding logic when it comes to Rush
Another year come and gone for the Bears' QB hex
At least they finally get to end the error of Rex
His play was most often gross, man
Know you won't miss him most, Dan
Good luck finding a team that trades picks for big checks
Lost at sea along with much of his crew
A true Wolfpacker, through and through
Never listened to the naysayers who would yell
"You'll never make it in college or the NFL"
Corey, rest in peace as Pack Nation misses you
$97K for six months on Hamilton Isle
Best job in the world, by a country mile
Enjoy Australia and the Great Barrier Reef
Swim and eat shrimp on the barby, with beef
Blog occasionally with a Foster's and a smile
Vasquez gives Maryland fans many thrills
Plays like he's hopped up on burritos and pills
Got knocked out by a Demon Deacon
Exposed as just another greasy 'Rican
Enjoy your lifetime supply of Clearasils
"Lost" focuses on the lost-in-time angle
Stuck in 1974 is the problem to untangle
The Dharma Initiative and Hostiles have a truce treaty
The survivors don't want to board a sub to Tahiti
Watch out for the Sawyer-Kate-Juliet love triangle
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