Friday, May 30, 2008

Limerick Friday LXXX: Who The F Is Jeremy Bentham?


A new name unveiled last night on “Lost
And a truth to be protected at all cost
Ben destroyed the freighter without a care
Then moved the island to god knows where
Yet the fates of the Oceanic Six are still crossed

Promises made but not kept
Clients lost while management slept
Pharma deals with additions
So agencies deal in fictions
Can I finally be through with companies that are inept?

The Clintons perpetuate myth after myth
Lies as big as Hillary’s thighs’ width
It’s time for her to give up the ghost
Admit Obama is the candidate with the most
If you think Barack can’t beat McCain you need another fifth

Mortgage rates continue to rise
Leaking money right before our eyes
The timing has been less than stellar
Let’s hope there’s no dampness in the stellar
Our peaks and valleys are due for some highs

“Sex And The City” hits the box office, preening
Women will search it desperately for some meaning
“Skanks in the City” might be a better title
I guess unthinking “girl power” is vital
Balance it with Indy Jones is how I’m leaning

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice limerick, especially about the inept company. You should know that people were fairly upset about you being let go. We got the usual runaround answer from Jamie, et al., so some things never will change.

Demetrius and Chris Harrington were also let go. Not sure if you knew that.

Anyway, let's keep in touch. My email is scott_nyy@yahoo.com. Jerry and I talked about meeting up with you for lunch sometime next week if you're up for it. Just let me know.

take care,

Scott