North Korea hands over some nuclear records on a whim
Those looking over them are wondering, “Hmmm”
18,000 pages, but is there anything new?
Will this stop them launching a missile or two?
Like in “World Police,” Kim Jong Il knows no one believes him
A nice day on the lake for ill-fated running back Ced
But as the water police approached, the boat filled with dread
Pepper-sprayed and kicked for no apparent reason
Not quite the way he wanted to spend his offseason
Hope the Bears give him a chance to rise from the dead
Myanmar struck by a devastating cyclone
Disaster relief was promised over the phone
As 100,000 citizens have been lost
The government stole the aid with no cost
Now the U.N. looks for another way to answer every cry and moan
Not just Myanmar that is dealing with weather that caused a fright
A powerful tornado hit central North Carolina last night
The rumblings were as hard to miss as a code red
Poor Gallo tried to claw his way under the bed
Minimal damage around the Triangle was a good-to-see sight
Sergio Garcia rocked a 66 at the TPC
A two-shot lead had him grinning with glee
But when he chokes he’ll talk about how it’s unfair
Then whine as he puts another commercial on the air
The “Spanish Spitter” is no better than his immature loogie
Last time …
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