Tough times for UNC’s favorite Roy Boy
The “aw shucks” bit is transparently coy
Got bitch-slapped by Kansas on a Saturday
Then thought wearing a Jayhawks sticker would be OK
Even John Bunting said, “What a damn fool, that Roy”
Back from the beautiful Emerald Isle
I now know how a kilometer compares to a mile
I already miss the Guinness I had every day
And strolling along the Liffey, next to the quay
Can’t wait to go back and explore, leprechaun-style
The NFL Draft is coming up pretty quick
The woeful Dolphins have the very first pick
Saban would take a failed ‘tweener from the SEC
Cameron would take a punt returner and his family
Hopefully the Tuna will choose right even if he is a prick
Another round of chemo today for Gallo, without fail
By now you’d think he’d look at the vet as a jail
His whiskers have begun to fall out
And while most of us would likely pout
Off he goes with a leap and a wag of the tail
Election season has taken off at a frantic pace
Mud-slinging and negative campaigning, case by case
Hillary doing shots and talking about a 3 a.m. phone call
McCain trying to convince us he has a backbone at all
Things will get worse before they get better in this 2008 race
Last time …
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