Monday, April 30, 2012
“Mockingjay” Glides The “Hunger Games” Trilogy Home On Fumes
“I’m going to be the Mockingjay.”
So the third and last of Suzanne Collins’s “Hunger Games” trilogy, “Mockingjay,” pretty much devolved into political commentary. It kind of reminded me of the “newer” “Star Wars” movies, in which too much of the plot was mired in discussions of trade embargoes, taxes, tariffs and the like; stuff you’d expect more in a courtroom than on “Tattooine.”
Likewise, the intensity and momentum that marked the first book was diminished in the second and pretty much nowhere to be found in “Mockingjay.” By this point, as a reader, you’re basically tired of Katniss, who has now had three full books to parse her emotions beyond the surface and define her feelings for both Gale and Peeta. In fact, I found myself agreeing with Johanna (which I have to believe is contrary to Collins’s desires), who eviscerated Katniss with a searing assessment of her:
“Jealousy is certainly involved. I also think you’re a little hard to swallow. With your tacky romantic drama and your defender-of-the-helpless act. Only it isn’t an act, which makes you more unbearable. Please feel free to take this personally.”
For “Walking Dead” fans, Gale is essentially positioned in the “Shane” role from TWD, while Peeta assumes the “Rick” personality, refusing to give up hope in a non-violent solution to a situation unsolvable without it. I felt this was an effort by Collins to reduce Gale to a one-dimensional character, which I didn’t buy as a valid out for Katniss.
“It costs your life,” says Caesar. “Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people?” says Peeta. “It costs everything you are.”
The main plot, however, is driven by Katniss being caught in the middle of the revolution, fighting both against and alongside people she can’t trust. Who are the good guys? Which society is truly more repressive? Collins deals in subtle symbolism, but also intertwines some shockingly brutal scenes, which is somewhat surprising and jarring. There were also some confusing scenes (I still don’t quite get Katniss voting “yes” for a new Hunger Games), as well as some that evoked true emotion.
The central theme of “Mockingjay” was the question of what is real and what isn’t. However, I didn’t think much of the epilogue and I felt the entire trilogy ended on a bit of a forced note—which, to be fair, may have been unavoidable for such a grandiose work of fiction.
The premise of “Hunger Games” was tremendous enough to draw you in, and the non-stop intensity of it was enough to keep you there. Sheer momentum propelled you to “Catching Fire,” which sustained itself largely on the first book’s emotion and urgency. However, the merit of “Mockingjay” was mostly derived from the need to complete the trilogy, though it is admittedly healthy to keep in mind the context of this being young-adult fiction.
Collins’s trilogy has lent itself naturally and easily to the big screen, where the “girl power” theme is sure to speak to a generation of pre-teens. And though the books themselves eventually get bogged down in bureaucratic speech, political affairs and overt violence, Collins has surely created something that will go on to become a staple within this genre—no small feat no matter the audience.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: ‘Fins Finally Pull The Trigger On A Triggerman, Plus Go Watch A Movie With Peggy
Stood their ground at #8
Made a choice that I can’t hate
Ryan Tannehill is the guy The bar hasn’t been set high
But hope has arrived much too late
Suspensions from bounties abound
Now the FBI is digging around
A rough offseason in the Big Easy
The going has been less than Brees-y
The Saints’ stupidity does astound
He’s not very astute
He’s stolen plenty of loot Left his dying wife
Led a deplorable life
Good riddance, brutal Newt
How low can UNC football go?
For a program known for cheat, cheat, punt
The new coach is a bit of a cunt
Asking for a sixth beatdown in a row
Peggy’s life in disarray
Gave a random an HJ
Roger a hilarious tour de force
Dropped acid, then got a divorce
Don’s marriage and work ain’t OK
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Slow-Jamming The News With The Barack Ness Monster
I've never been much of a Jimmy Fallon fan, but this one is pretty damn funny.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 54
#1
Walter Bishop’s lab security detail, FBI Agent Tim (Jarod Joseph), is a dead ringer for former Wolfpack standout quarterback Russell Wilson.
#2 So I won an ACC Tournament pool. Then I won an NCAA tourney pool (even getting within a single point of the correct tiebreaker). But I didn’t win the Mega Millions. Shit ain’t right.
#3
It’s hard to watch a good show go downhill. Unfortunately, that’s what has happened with “Bones,” which has lost the entire narrative and exhausted nearly all plot developments involving key characters. It appears the days are numbered for Booth and Bones.
#4
This week’s beer recommendation is “471 Small Batch,” a double-hopped IPA from Breckenridge Brewery. Quite choice.
#5
I find it pretty hysterical that the SEC is still called out as the “cheating conference.” Haven’t we finally arrived at a point where we can all understand that this is bad everywhere? After all, the most recent major cheating offenders are USC, Ohio State, UNC and Miami; hmmm ... not an SEC school among them.
#6
If I ever make an album, I’m probably just going to title it “Greatest Hits.”
#7
It might be just me, but I’m pretty sure Lily on “How I Met Your Mother” has been pregnant for roughly four-and-a-half years.
#8
This just in: Urban Meyer is pretty much a douche. Also, the sun tends to shine.
#9
With a great vibe, the new series “Magic City” is “Sopranos” meets “Mad Men.”
#10
We’ll end with a bit of “Fringe” talk as well. As someone who has long considered it the best show on TV, this season has validated that feeling over and over and over again. The episode last week had a “These are not the droids you’re looking for” blast from Walter, then ended with the revelation that future Henrietta is Peter and Olivia’s daughter.
What a damn show.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Tupac: Live On Tattooine
They must have a pretty good weight program wherever Tupac is now, because the hologram people seem to have confused him with LL Cool J.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Creepy Pete Gets Knocked The F Out, Plus Herb Your Keep On Earth Day

Unhappy Pete asks for respect
But turns into a creepy trainwreck
Lane laid one on Joan, sweet
Then kicked the shit out of Pete
Don the moral authority, who’d expect?
Whispers and rumors abound
Mock drafts for every round
Will the Dolphins trade up to three?
Hell no, says little ol’ me
But Miami has been known to confound
A no-talent, washed-up rocker
An ignorant politics mocker
In his masculinity insecure
So go play with guns, sure
Ted Nugent, enjoy your prison locker
A symbol of New Year’s Eve
Has of this life taken leave
Music the soundtrack of his life
Ageless he seemed amidst strife
Dick Clark will rest in sound, I believe

A day for going green
Of resources, we must wean
But it’s also 4/20
So buy Funyuns in plenty
And to Mother Earth, stop being mean
Last time …
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: That’s Petrino Just Being Petrino, Plus Racism & Murder Dominate “Mad Men” Storylines

A douche of the lowest smell
A cheater and a liar as well
He can’t drive a bike too good
But a coed believed he could
‘Bout time Bobby Petrino finally fell
On women he waged war
Cried Jeezus and belittled the poor
He quit with little decorum
Goodbye, Rick Santorum
Now easier for your racist rants to ignore
A playoff drive looked like crap
The ball rested on needles and sap
Simply hooked it 40 yards to the green
As clutch a shot as the Masters’ has seen
To Bubba, a doff o’ the cap
Warren Sapp could really ball
But man, what a post-career fall
His analysis made you say “Good heavens”
Now filing for Chapter 11
For someone so big, sure looks pretty small

Feverish Don passed out sleepy
Joan was strong instead of weepy
Some scenes truly astounded
Violent undertones abounded
In a “Mad Men” that was kinda creepy
Last time …
Thursday, April 12, 2012
"The Walking Dead" Hits The Brickyard?
Brilliant stuff here. I never noticed how creepy the Free Expression Tunnel and other NC State landmarks could really be.
Kudos to Pack alum Andrew Bradley.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Big-Screen Version Of “The Help” Honors The Novel With A Faithful Adaptation

After thoroughly enjoying Kathryn Stockett’s novel “The Help” (earning it the No. 2 spot on my Scooties Books of the Year for 2011), I have to admit that I had small hopes for the film version, since most of the promos appeared to have truly Disney-fied the very real and violent racial issues at the core of the story. However, I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by the faithfulness of the adaptation, which made for a truly memorable movie.
While Bryce Dallas Howard was an inspired choice as the skin-crawlingly revolting Hilly Holbrook, Jessica Chastain was tremendous as Celia Foote and Emma Stone was solid in the star role as “Skeeter,” the movie followed suit from the book in having the maids steal the show. The understated Viola Davis as Aibileen and the over-the-top Octavia Spencer as Minny were sublime, balancing the right blends of outrage and duty.
I did take issue with a few departures from the novel. Stone wasn’t a great fit as Skeeter, as she is far too hot for a character who is repeatedly described as homely in the book. In addition, her mother (played by Allison Janney) was a far cry from the stifling, overbearing Charlotte from the book; playing the role in a much softer way, to me, diminished some of the emotions that drive Skeeter to take on such a momentous project.
Director Tate Taylor, who also wrote the screenplay, also elected to delete a scene of a group of black parishioners presenting her with a signed copy of the completed book. To me, it was a surprising move, considering how tremendously powerful the scene read in the novel and how it finally offered physical proof of the connection Skeeter finally realizes with the people she truly wrote the book for. Also, the crushing death of Treelone, Aibileen’s son was kind of glossed over, when it actually provided much of the impetus for Aibileen agreeing to help Skeeter.
For the most part, however, the film range true to the story, capable of evoking real emotion while bringing in some needed humor at key times (though some of the acute tension and fear that the novel carries was missing). Achieving this unique blend was a true feat, and earned the flick four Academy Award nominations.
All in all, “The Help” allayed my initial fears that some of the harsh truths of the novel would be swept away on the big screen, and I found it to be a worthwhile and enjoyable adaptation of a book eminently deserving of such a portrayal.
Friday, April 06, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: “Mad Men” Tackles Racism And Overeating, Plus You’ll Be Unsurprised To Learn That Politics Blows

Fat Betty had a near panic attack
Don continued being selfish and slack
Harry went backstage and got the munchies
There was even a Romney crack!
As the draft draws near
The NFL just can’t get clear
Of a pay-to-injure scheme
Surrounding a cornerstone team
More obstacles for Goodell to steer
He’s back! Say some with cheer
He’s changed! Say others far and near
He may win tournaments again
Might even get a green jacket win
But he’ll always be a douche, let’s be clear
Always been quite a queef
To the Chargers, a thief
Now he’s a one-man crime wave
A fraud with no reputation to save
Stay classy in jail, Ryan Leaf

In front, Romney can’t seem to stay
Newt and Santorum, I mean, what can you say
In the bullshit they’re swimmin’
Now with their war on women
The GOP can’t get outta their own way
Last time …
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
Yoda Is Much So Fun Less This Way
Somebody with way too much time on their hands and an unused English degree went all grammar geek on the untouchable one.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Season Five Kicks Off With Urgency On “Mad Men,” Plus R.I.P. To Iconic Bert Sugar

Love the Pete-Roger fight
Sally now sounds like Barry White
Megan Draper has something to hide
Though it isn’t her Canadian backside
“Mad Men” finally back ruling Sunday night
A memorable Sweet Sixteen ride
Some fans even choked up and cried
With three Burger Boys in place
Now hope has a new face
Pack has that dreaded “upside”
More racial controversy, oh goodie
A kid shot for wearing a hoody?
As Trayvon Martin lay dead
No time for he said, she said
Can’t let his murderer walk free, could we?
Too-short “Walking Dead” finale fun
Finally left the farm when overrun
If surprises are what you craves
How about a chick with two armless slaves?
Rick now has attitude, prison and gun

For the sweet science a tough year,
Lost so many treasured and dear
Bert Sugar is the latest to pass
A true character of boxing, alas
A cigar raised to you, plus a beer
Last time …
Thursday, March 29, 2012
“Catching Fire” Rides On The Momentum Of “Hunger Games,” But Lacks The Urgency Of First Book

After racing through “Hunger Games,” I pretty much had to move directly to Suzanne Collins’s next installment, “Catching Fire.” The opening scenes depict Katniss struggling to adjust to her new role and life as a victor.
“I mourn my old life here. We barely scraped by, but I knew where I fit in, I knew what my place was in the tightly interwoven fabric that was our life.”
As the embers of uprisings begin to glow in certain districts, the story jumps rather quickly and suddenly from this development to another reaping. In the lead-up to the Games, I found myself wondering why the champion tributes didn’t take the next logical step of defiance and band together to refuse participation in the Games.
“ … even if all of us meet terrible ends, something happened on that stage tonight that can’t be undone. We victors staged our own uprising, and maybe, just maybe, the Capitol won’t be able to contain this one.”
Also, a plot that was revealed later on in the story made it easier to make sense out of other developments that took place during the Games.
One of the issues for me with this version of the Games was that I found it difficult to envision the geographical layout of the arena. The lack of smaller alliances, hunters and individual character development led to a lack of intensity and excitement surrounding this competition, though I was amused by envisioning a bunch of junkies (“morphlings”) running around in the jungle, wigging out.
Personally, I think it would have been a cooler plot twist if the forcefield were broken and then the remaining tributes all made a dash into what lay behind, forcing the Capitol to try to track them in the actual world without the benefit of a controlled environment.
There is purposely a lot of ambiguity about how Katniss truly feels about Peeta, but the point is that she wants to decide her future for herself—not have it dictated to her by the Capital. Though she’s loved by both Peeta and Gale, Katniss is mostly dead inside, and thus incapable of returning those loves, a point that Collins works hard to convince us of. It’s apparent that she associates Gale with safety and life, while Peeta symbolizes danger and death. Unfortunately, she is given the ultimatum of being forced to marry Peeta to quell the revolution, or risk having her family and everyone she knows killed.
At times, Katniss’s stubbornness and inability/unwillingness to see the larger reality of the rebellion becomes frustrating; to me, it took her too long to understand the sacrifices and get over her selfishness. Gale completely embraces the rebellion, while Peeta mostly stands around hoping Katniss eventually notices him again. Finally, Katniss sees the light, realizing that she must “become” the Mockingjay in order to make the rebellion truly meaningful and worthwhile.
Collins continues with a great concept for a story, maximizing the fast and easy read. Her themes of girl power and fight the power propel the book naturally, but the searing intensity and drama of the first book are dramatically diminished this time around. Yet the sinister final line of Book Two -- “Katniss, there is no District Twelve” -- serves to bridge the final gap in the trilogy, and once you’ve come this far, it’s too difficult not to immediately move to the last installment.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Furious Week In The NFL, Plus Sean Payton Will Have More Time To Hit The Pills

Denver ditched Tebow for Peyton
Now the experts are Tebow hatin’
A new pain in Manning’s neck
Is fans who will give him heck
If Manning starts Tebowin’, he’s Satan
A long-term plan no one’s seen
Fail after fail ‘til it’s just mean
Now the ‘Fins are a laughingstock
Plummeting like a bad stock
Wasn’t this embarrassed when we were 1-15
Leprachauns and clovers on this date
A Guinness or three a day late
During March Madness
We toast Irish sadness
Then resume our post-holiday hate
Tebow hits the Big Apple, yo
Kind of the anti-Broadway Joe
As Sanchez throws 10-yard turds
Can Jesus save Ryan’s F words?
“Tebow, wash my feet ... real slow”

Goodell cracked down from the sky
Players were kinda like, “Why?”
Bounties result in suspensions, you see
Try to hurt intentionally and pay a fee
Did we learn nothing from Johnny and Cobra Kai?
Last time …
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 53

#1
A "Fringe" ode to Walter Bishop, perhaps my favorite character on television now and for quite a while.
#2
Doppleganger update: So John Tortorella, coach of the New York Rangers, is a dead-ringer for Harry Ellis of “Diehard” (played by Hart Bochner). *Insert yippee ki yay joke here*
#3
As a nice change of pace, an unbelievably cool story about a blind surfer kid in Brazil. True vindication for the belief that biorhythms can sync with those of Mother Nature's.
#4
Pluto has a message for NASA. Also, kind of for NASA’s Mom as well.
#5
Apparently, the Thesaurus never really had a

#6
Wideout Hines Ward retired from the Pittsburgh Steelers the other day. A fiercely competitive, gutty and clutch player, to be sure, but I think all of the Hall of Fame talk surrounding him is misguided. Sure, the longevity is certainly there, but was there ever a time where you’d consider among the top 10 or so receivers in the league?
#7
This comic summarizing the outdoor music festival experience is missing a few key frames, I think. But I guess it depends on your age ...
#8
Few things go together better than crack and fire? Well, except for maybe whiskey and guns, of course! Just ask Jayson Williams.
#9
It was hard to watch Lehigh big man Gabe Knutson without being reminded of two-time Final Four darling and Butler standout Matt Howard, in terms of style of play and general peskiness.
#10
This long-ish but insane view of space shuttle footage is simply one of the most purely incredible things I’ve ever seen.
Monday, March 19, 2012
When Icebergs Attack ...
Important safety tip: Don't steer your boat too close to an exploding iceberg. It almost cost these nervously giggling tourists.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: The Wolfpack’s Back In The Dance, Plus Cheater Hill Finally Hears Punishment

Things were looking kinda bleak
Before the celebration reached its peak
The Pack is dancing again
11th seed, but can still win
Helps the relevance State does seek
An amazing job by Julianne Moore
Depicting a crazed political whore
Her impression of Sarah Palin
Is what everyone’s hailin’
Even Tina Fey is asking for more
More arrests than touchdowns
Drops, whines and meltdowns
Now he’s off to the Bears
Thin, his act always wears
And soon he’ll run out of new towns
The GOP has collectively farted
A fool and his vote soon parted
Tune out the gollee hicks
Already tired of politics
And spring only just freaking started

Sanctions for UNC Cheat
Now hear the Wal-Mart fans bleat
Verifying the Carolina Way
Is to cheat each and every day
Can the new coach avoid a repeat?
Last time …
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Deep Thoughts By No-Look McFadden: Episode 52

#1
I definitely feel like I need more real-time, every-shot coverage of all the times when Tiger Woods finishes 37th in a tournament.
#2
Alternately cool and terrifying: pups playing underwater.
#3
My least-favorite part of college hoops is flopping. I can’t quite recall when trying to run and jump in front of another player so you can then fall down became confused with “good defense,” but it’s out of control. My high school coach once told me you can’t play defense from your arse, and I think that still applies.
#4
So I recently noticed that the woman (Rondi Reed) who plays Mike’s abrasive mother on “Mike & Molly” also had a bit part as one of Jerry’s neighbors in the “Kiss Hello” episode of “Seinfeld.”
#5
One of the leaders of the avalanche of semi-literate, douchebag athletes-turned-broadcasters is Shannon

#6
Dopplegangers of the Week? Deandre Jordan of the L.A. Clippers and “Ghostbusters” actor Ernie Hudson.
#7
Is the Millennium Falcon lying at the bottom of the Baltic Sea? I really want to think so.
#8
Duke leads the nation in George Michael beards. Also, alum/announcer Mike Gminski wears a creepy hoop earring. I’m not sayin’ those things are related, I’m ... just sayin’.
#9
I’m astonished to say “The Office” is finding its stride in a post-Michael Scott world. Some surprisingly hilarious episodes this season.
#10
Three straight Jeremy Lin-related covers, SI? C’mon, you’re better than that. I thought.
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