Denver ditched Tebow for Peyton
Now the experts are Tebow hatin’
A new pain in Manning’s neck
Is fans who will give him heck
If Manning starts Tebowin’, he’s Satan
A long-term plan no one’s seen
Fail after fail ‘til it’s just mean
Now the ‘Fins are a laughingstock
Plummeting like a bad stock
Wasn’t this embarrassed when we were 1-15
Leprachauns and clovers on this date
A Guinness or three a day late
During March Madness
We toast Irish sadness
Then resume our post-holiday hate
Tebow hits the Big Apple, yo
Kind of the anti-Broadway Joe
As Sanchez throws 10-yard turds
Can Jesus save Ryan’s F words?
“Tebow, wash my feet ... real slow”
Goodell cracked down from the sky
Players were kinda like, “Why?”
Bounties result in suspensions, you see
Try to hurt intentionally and pay a fee
Did we learn nothing from Johnny and Cobra Kai?
Last time …
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