Fat Betty had a near panic attack
Don continued being selfish and slack
Harry went backstage and got the munchies
There was even a Romney crack!
As the draft draws near
The NFL just can’t get clear
Of a pay-to-injure scheme
Surrounding a cornerstone team
More obstacles for Goodell to steer
He’s back! Say some with cheer
He’s changed! Say others far and near
He may win tournaments again
Might even get a green jacket win
But he’ll always be a douche, let’s be clear
Always been quite a queef
To the Chargers, a thief
Now he’s a one-man crime wave
A fraud with no reputation to save
Stay classy in jail, Ryan Leaf
In front, Romney can’t seem to stay
Newt and Santorum, I mean, what can you say
In the bullshit they’re swimmin’
Now with their war on women
The GOP can’t get outta their own way
Last time …
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