As we know from weeks one, two, three, and four of the scam National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation advent calendar, bemused ridiculousness has been the dominant theme.
I'm happy to report that the final week of the calendar was perhaps the most coherent, revealing the following:
Day 21: Pool
Day 22: Rusty
Day 23: Moose mug
Day 24: Uncle Lewis
For the first time this month, I found these reveals to be immediately identifiable, which feels like a win.
Despite the mild uptick at the end, I still found myself missing the Star Wars Lego advent calendar. Instead of overthinking things next holiday season, I think I'll go back to the ol' standby.
Holy shit. Happy New Year. Where's the Tylenol?
