On the off chance that weeks one, two, and three did not convince you of the hysterically janky nature of the scam National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation advent calendar, I trust week four will get you over the finish line.
Day 16: Another RV part
Day 17: Yet another RV part
Day 18: Aunt Bethany (like 88.5% sure)
Day 19: Nothing. Literally empty
Day 20: Another piece of Blair Witch-style branch (like on Day 13)
As we search frantically for bright spots, I will admit that an almost-coherent plan is taking shape in some quadrants.
The RV parts clearly fit together to make a larger RV, albeit misshapen. And the pieces of string/wood could potentially serve as reins to fit together the various pieces of the holiday decoration that Clark kicked around the frontyard in a fit of anger.
Obviously the empty day is a slight downer, but I kind of just want this to be over at this point.
After all ... "Do you really think it matters, Eddie?"
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