Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Human Dump Trump Presides Over Republican Dumpster Fire, Plus Sark The Sot Is A Thing That Happened

A collection of WASP-y tools

Misogynist and racist fools

This is the state of the GOP

If they were on fire, who would pee

A clown car full of loose stools

Mouthed off to the wrong dude

Now he drinks his food

Geno Smith is the face of the Jets

A bit swollen now, I would guess

They even make the Dolphins look shrewd

Another shooting, another day

“Senseless,” the word on replay

Gun control is worth a debate

If it’s rational and without hate

Before another innocent does pay

Another fantasy season

Has arrived, if you’re pleasin’

Our league is leaking owners

Who were tired of being donors

I’m back, for whatever reason

 

News from the Pac 12 region

Trouble at USC is legion

Coach shows up drunk

Like a frat-douche punk

Well-played, Steve Sarkisian

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