Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: A Memorable Open Championship, Plus A Big Day For An Impish Wee One

The runaway story

Was an on-fire Rory

Sergio made a run

By a bunker undone

McIlroy coated in glory

The prose does more hum than sing

The story more clank than ring

Ambivalence the word of the day

For “Mr. Mercedes,” I’d say

Expect more than “enh” from Stephen King

Blood, tears, bruises and sweat

For training camp, we’re all set

Players gained and lost

But hey, fingers crossed

No freaking losses yet!

“Downton Abbey” created all kindsa buzz

So I wanted to see why ‘cause

Buncha wankers sitting around talking?

If I wanted to watch that kinda squawking

Woulda stayed working where I was

A huge fan of Artoo

And anything choo-choo

Even Elmo now and again

For my irrepressible Finn

Hard to believe that you’re two

Last time …