Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: The Carolina Coverup Is Under Siege, Plus Happy Farkin’ Birthday, ‘Murrica!

Generations of cheating galore

To almighty wins they’re a whore

UNC’s cover-up was a joke

Roy just reached for another Coke

Here comes the NCAA for a little more

Belgium, everybody feared

‘Til Tim Howard stood on his beard

Stymied the waffle-maker mates

But got no help from the rest of the States

Still not world-class, it appeared

I am the danger, said Walt

Ego will be his fatal fault

With Jesse, he’s now switched roles

His plans now full of holes

“Breaking Bad” is intensity with no halt

Collecting lawsuits and losses

Snyder’s the worst of bosses

The Redskins are farked

So I’ve trademarked

The Washington Criss-Cross Apple Sauces

Agreement is rare-ica

But Hobby Lobby is scare-ica

On the Fourth of July

Why do we even try?

Because ‘Murrica

Last time …