Friday, July 11, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVII: Reliving The Final Daze Of “Breaking Bad,” Plus LeBron Could’ve Hat-Tricked Brazil




Coming down the home stretch
Walt’s now such a wretch
Four epis left
For a series with heft
Jesse’s rabid dog does more than fetch

A Pack name called at the NBA Draft
T.J. Warren was like a life raft
Lifted State to an improbable season
Scored like he had no conscience or reason
He looked at the rest of the ACC and just laughed

They hated LeBron down to his socks
“The Decision” every one of them mocks
Now it’s the return of their guy
And for at least one day in July
Maybe Cleveland actually rocks

A King masterpiece eroded
“Under the Dome” has exploded
With “WTF” sounds
Bad acting abounds
The story still engaging and coded
 
Germany put up a TD on Brazil
Seems like they’re scoring still
All ‘round was heard “Dios mio”
Then riots began in Rio
Admittedly, the World Cup’s been a thrill



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