Friday, November 30, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Ballin’ With Adderall, Plus The O’Brien Era Comes To A Mixed-Feelings End




Adderall a player in the NFL show
Richard Sherman the latest to go
Wide receivers couldn’t beat
Perhaps it’s because he’s a cheat
Goodell’s asking, “You mad, bro?”

Romney, he just wanted to punch
Instead Obama invited him to lunch
They tried to put politics aside
Shared coffee (caffeine on the side)
How many flip-flop jokes? A bunch

Fantasy football, I have some kinda jinx
The losses piled up, which stinks
Then dudes started to show
And I won three in a row
The season ended too early, methinks

A bittersweet end to the third season
Only five more episodes, are you teasin’?
Davis McAlary, what’s next for you?
LaDonna, just what will you do?
“Treme,” how I love you beyond reason

One too many WTF games
Sent the O’Brien era up in flames
Preached community and owned UNC-Cheat
Graduated players and tried to compete
But mediocrity means the coach gets the blames


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