Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Ballin’ With Adderall, Plus The O’Brien Era Comes To A Mixed-Feelings End

Adderall a player in the NFL show

Richard Sherman the latest to go

Wide receivers couldn’t beat

Perhaps it’s because he’s a cheat

Goodell’s asking, “You mad, bro?”

Romney, he just wanted to punch

Instead Obama invited him to lunch

They tried to put politics aside

Shared coffee (caffeine on the side)

How many flip-flop jokes? A bunch

Fantasy football, I have some kinda jinx

The losses piled up, which stinks

Then dudes started to show

And I won three in a row

The season ended too early, methinks

A bittersweet end to the third season

Only five more episodes, are you teasin’?

Davis McAlary, what’s next for you?

LaDonna, just what will you do?

“Treme,” how I love you beyond reason

One too many WTF games

Sent the O’Brien era up in flames

Preached community and owned UNC-Cheat

Graduated players and tried to compete

But mediocrity means the coach gets the blames

Last time …