Friday, November 16, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: When Fantasy Football Makes Zero Sense, Plus No-Luck Nuck On “Boardwalk Empire”





 Megatron finally scored
Jackson played like he wasn’t bored
The Cowboys D was a force
Steve Smith disappeared, of course
I finally fucking won!? I’m floored

Can’t tackle worth a bean
Turnovers border on obscene
Mistakes, penalties abound
No playmakers to be found
As the Dolphins return to the mean

For the baby, Daryl steps up alone
Though he misses Carol with an inner moan
Rick’s gone off the reservation
Michonne chose self-preservation
Who the fuck’s on the phone?

R.A. Dickey, as good as it gets
The lone bright spot for the Mets
A Cy Young Award well-earned
His life offers lessons learned
Doubt him? Call off all bets
 
Nucky’s empire crumbling
Billie’s dead and his decision bumbling
Margaret wants to run off with Sleater
Rosetti to be killed sooner than later
Will Nucky find it all crushing or humbling?

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