Friday, September 14, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: The Beach Truly Beckons, Plus A Predictable Start For State & ‘Fins




A coupla months kinda rough
Still fortunate and doubly tough
So a trip down to the OBX
Is a much-deserved trip up next
Wind, salt, sea and beer are enough

Stop me if you’ve heard this before
The Scooters on the wrong end of the score
Wes Welker went MIA
Did Stephen Jackson even play?
Injuries, underachievers and déjà vu more

Mouth Breather would always walk and travel
But avoided the ACC refs’ gavel
His Mom a homewrecker and thief
Sleeping with another UNC queef
The Carolina Way continues to unravel

Progress can seem so slow
But faster at home it could go
The good fight she has fought
With prayers and happy thoughts
Proud of and hopeful for strong Mo

Rather go mow my lawn
Then watch a squeaker up at UConn
Can State put it together for wins
Unlike my unsalvageable ‘Fins?
Another season already gone



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