Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: The First Lady Owns Charlotte, Plus Long Nights And Hopeful Days

In the midst of hatred and ire

A memorable speech to inspire

Michelle Obama took the stage

And used logic to defuse rage

An elegant role model to admire

Dez Bryant, an immature young pup

Strip clubs, arrests and piss in a cup

His Mom just 13 years older

So he punched her in the head and shoulder

Now he has a babysitter, can’t make it up

Against Tennessee, State laid a big fart

Didn’t play physical or smart

Expectations lessened once again

“Groundhog Day” meets “Just win”

Another year, another slow start

Cheat enough to change your fate

Say sorry then increase the cheating rate

The Pack makes the NCAA nervous

So they took it out on Wilson and Purvis

So mad at the cheaters they punished State

Too many moments of touch and go

Too many answers of “We don’t know”

So we burned up I-40 East

And were there, at the least

To offer what we could to beloved Mo

Last time …