A cokehead sells a Super Bowl ring
Bought by a washed-up caricature
(winning)
This is what happens, all right
When two trainwrecks pass in the
night
Two losers celebrated for
sinning
Surprising season for the Mets
About .500 against all bets
Close to .400 for Wright
Dickey on fire every fifth night
Headlines about wins instead of
debts
Reputed to be the ultimate pros
Instead a bunch of frat-punk
joes
A Secret Service black eye
Misconduct, cover up, then lie
About a roomful of Colombia ho’s
The NBA playoffs home stretch
The game makes some wretch
The refs stars be hasslin’
‘Til the game’s pro wrasslin’
Rather look for a “Seinfeld” to
catch
Intense Don-Joan flirting, very
Anal affair for Krishna Harry
Paul’s Star Trek script weak
Forging Lane up shit’s creek
Pissed-off Megan kinda scary
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