Friday, May 11, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: North Carolina Becomes A National Punchline, Plus Pete Tries To Become The Don





Fueled by ignorance and hate
Bigotry won out, no debate
They passed Amendment One
Damage far and wide has been done
An embarrassment to our state

The heart of the “Beasties,” they say
Revolutionized rap in his way
His style was chill
His communication was ill
Rest in peace, MCA

At so many TMZ headlines we sneered
Then a John Travolta story reared
Tried to shake a pickle loose
Propositioned a masseuse
Mel Gibson thinks this one’s weird

A bully without a stand
Not exactly as the GOP planned
Torturing for comic relief
Better deserved for our land

Megan turned away from the biz
Now doubt and concern is his
Pete had an affair with Rory
From “Gilmore Girls” to kinda whore-y
Don is one shaken advertising whiz

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