Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: Coach K Now Has As Many Wins As Shoe Polish Bottles For His Hair, Plus Iffy Times At State

“The Rat,” his moniker to this day
Three-pointers and flops his favored play
Just don’t hold him up to the light
Tho less of a douche than Knight
A begrudging congrats for Coach K

The authorities getting bold
Pepper spraying an 84-year-old
Look out for a police smackdown
During the Occupy crackdown
Is this how democracy will unfold?

No global warming, some say
Depends on who’s in charge of their pay
Insane weather all year
Sparking calamity and fear
How about an 80-degree Turkey Day?

Needing some pain relief
Going to lose a few teeth
So ignore my cries
And the fact I’m less wise
I’ll have the soup, not the beef

Very little shot at bowlin’
As coach, looks like he’s out strollin’
O’Brien is walking on the edge
As Pack fans lean out on a ledge
Now he gets recruiting rollin’?!

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