Friday, November 11, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Time To Burn Down Happy Valley, Plus The Bell Tolls For Smokin’ Joe


Of Penn State, he was the face
Or maybe the nose, in his case
Legend ruined the end
By protecting his friend
JoePa: from here to disgrace

Slipped his mind during a debate
Forgot who he was supposed to hate
Rick Perry, a not-so-funny joke
The latest GOP pretender to choke
The Tea Bag Party deserves this failure fate

New favorite “Office” character is Kevin
Favorite scandal dude is Shapiro, Nevin
Glad the Dolphins got one win
Fantasy season in the trash bin
Some things I’ll remember about 11-11-11

Wanted to be big-time like Trojans or ‘Noles
So UNC sold their pansy souls
You reap what you sow
Got boot-stomped five in a row
Your flagship has a lot of Holes

Gave Ali all he could handle and mo’
A warrior who could whip any foe
He was all substance and class
Even when he was handed his ass
RIP to a true champ, Smokin’ Joe

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