A recruiting haul that’s first-rate
After a legacy commit for State
The versatile T.J. Warren
Saw the Pack as a giant snorin’
Could wins come sooner, not late?
Four games left, maybe more
Sitting in contention at 4-4
Tough lineup calls left to fates
As an undefeated team awaits
C’mon Scooters -- knock down that door!
Celebrity points for having a fat ass
Headlines for being a ho-bag, and crass
That’s the society we live in
Where fame to the rich is given
Do we have to give a shit? I’ll pass
One coach eats plenty of sod
The other is a douchebag clod
Miles has LSU rollin’
Saban won’t have home field stolen
Hope the Tigers can run roughsod
A dead man walking named Withers
For players, his Heels were highest bidders
When you’re graded on touchy-feely
Grad rates are as easy as Swahili
Your flagship has sunk amidst cheaters and quitters
Last time …
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