Attacking the media, dope?
That’s quite a slippery slope
Spurrier is an a-hole, top-shelf
But he’ll likely hang himself
If you just give him enough rope
They were the team that everyone mocks
‘Til he created a douche nation of Red Sox
After a choke job and more
What’s Theo do for an encore?
End the Cubs curse and the Bartman knocks
GOP debates over, we’re glad
A stage full of the crazy and mad
Pizza makers and liars nefarious
It all would be quite hilarious
If it wasn’t so goddam sad
Less fat and more muscle
Should make State ready to tussle
C.J.’s got a new name
Calvin, how ‘bout a new game?
You know -- one where you hustle
Relaxation no longer outta reach
Thanks to a journey to the beach
A needed weekend trip
After a recent break-neck clip
A wedding in Beaufort should be a peach
Last time …
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