Friday, October 21, 2011

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Will Anybody Occupy The Government, Plus Last Call In The Bosox Dugout


We are the 99%, they say
Fed up with the Wall Street way
Lie, cheat and steal
Drink champagne with every meal
Will anything ever change in our day?

Always been a douchey prick
Just part of Harbaugh’s schtick
A ‘roids hand shake
A shove as icing on cake
Can’t wait ‘til he gets that ass kicked

56 wild beasts set free
Most killed in a shooting spree
The owner is to blame
Still such a downright shame
Used the right word: menagerie

Qaddafi has been killed, at last
Can’t make up for his tyrant past
In a more than 40-year reign
Inflicted terror and pain
Wish Libya democracy, and fast

As Bosox Nation sat in tears
The team sat back and drank beers
Choked on the field with a “gack”
Then choked Sam Adams back
Not giving a shit among drunken peers

Last time

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