The world has way too many knobs
Every politician cheats and robs
Tech ruled by copycats of every kind
So innovation is hard to find
And it just got harder -- RIP Steve Jobs
Wolves’ mouths starting to foam
Look out Cameron and Dean Dome
Pack Nation couldn’t help but be nervous
‘Bout the decision of one Rodney Purvis
One more hometown hero stays home
Just another embarrassing ‘neck
Coming off like a goddam train wreck
On his career he took a shit-ler
By comparing Obama to Hitler
Bocephus: German for “stupid fuck,” I expect
For Tony Sparano, the bell does ring
His Dolphins can’t win for anything
So his time is nearly done
At times it’s been pretty fun
Keep your head on a swivel at the Bada Bing
A mysterious murder in foreign lands
Amanda Knox had a problem on her hands
Never got her story straight
But she used PR pretty great
Now she can make reality-show demands
Last time …
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