After a coupla weeks in hiatus, without further ado …
Dick Rod got the shit-can
He’s the bane of every Wolverines fan
Told you all he was a bad fit
Now he asks, confused as shit,
“What the fuck is a Michigan Man?”
A new year arrives roarin’ and revvin’
Time for a resolution or seven
I greet it with gratitude and thanks
And refreshed from the Outer Banks
Is it really 2011?! Good heaven
Ohio State gets a pass from the NCAA
BCS says to Auburn, “You’re OK”
College sports has become such a joke
If cheaters punished, they’d go broke
So UNC-Cheat will likely get away
Birds are falling from the sky
Dead fish are piling high
Is it the apocalypse now?
Mother Earth striking back and how?
For many, more proof the end is now
Not a huge fan of Sparano, per se
But they’re handling him the wrong way
Interviewing with douches like Harbaugh
While he rides an emotional see-saw
Should still respect a lame duck, wouldn’t you say?
Last time …
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