Another heartbreaking loss in a BCS game for those poor Bucks
Gotta admit seeing their fans crying again gave me lotsa yucks
This one was a lot closer, making Texas fans say, "Oh boy!"
But OSU folded in the final seconds to one Colt McCoy
Back to C-bus they go, greeted by fans saying, "Ohio State sucks"
The economy only worsens as the holidays pass
Now it's Lenovo kicking workers square in the ass
Sounds like Literace got thrown off a sinking boat
Left to float on the top of his glittery dream coat
How many former MSIers got laid off en masse?
Boston College says goodbye to Coach Jags
Got shitcanned for talking to Jets fans wearing bags
The Eagles are saying, "Jags, we hardly knew ye"
Two for two on ACC title games, coulda made it three
B.C. fans got what they deserved, those bean-eatin' fags
Oklahoma gave it away to Florida's thugs
Tebow loves circumcisions, touchdowns and hugs
How did Ron Cherry wind up as the ref?
He's blind and about as qualified as Hef
If you think there shouldn't be a playoff, you gotta be on drugs
Poor effort by my Dolphins upon finally making the postseason
Four picks from Chad Pennington was a big part of the reason
Spent too much time before the game with a hair curler
Then after kickoff, promptly turned into the Hebrew Hurler
Expecting even more in '09, and no, Sparano, I ain't teasin'
A DUI for the "Round Mound of Rebound"
Chuck's career bottoming out was the sound
Was chilling with Strahan and freaking Urkel—no joke
After the racism fires at Auburn he did stoke
His only role model is John Daly, who's almost as round
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