Pacman to try pro wrestling, for christ’s sake
All you can do is have your head shake
Maybe he can take on Mike Vick
And you can market it as Dick vs. Prick
Put a pit bull in the ring and we’ll see if it’s really fake
Casie trying a new blog for laughs
She’s nothing if not a creative lass
A horse she drags from bar to bar
But in the Port-A-Potty is taking it too far
Don’t you spend enough time with a horse’s ass?
Quote of the year from a reality show
Jameeka said “God is so gangster, yo”
Never heard God described that way
Heard he wears a Kango and hangs with Dr. Dre
Big Brother is proof that society is dying slow
Football has arrived finally
First practice in fair Raleigh
The start of camp for NC State
As they prepare for the fall slate
Now whether Tommy O’Irish can help, we’ll see
Fist pounds and scooters, what a ride
Wife-swapping, but I guess we’ll let that slide
A place without a chin, morals or heart
Spectacular demise after quite a promising start
I saw Jeff Martin at Best Buy with his mail-order bride
Last week's episode ...
5 comments:
went to will's blog today
last post was in freakin may
does this mean you have found a girl
does she have you all up in a whirl
or did it really happen you turned gay?
Not gone gay as of yet,
got stories to tell so hold all your bets,
slow to update yeah thats me,
been working out more, working on house and watching TV,
but still seeing the ladies including a vet.
The reason Will is now seeing a vet
Is he cant his small weenie out of the goat yet
He's watching lots of TV
And letting Zao watch him pee
His Asian he-she porn problem has put him in debt
Dude, Anonymous, WTF
Why are you suck a dirty little shmuck
I think secretly your name is Nancy
That's why Will and I strike your fancy
Sorry loser, we're after women, you're outta luck
Friggin' Anonymous back in full force
More of an ass than Casie's pet horse
Will has enough to worry about
Working next to a serial killer with gout
You can find a job if you just use the Force
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