Friday, August 17, 2007
Limerick Friday LII: Puppetteer Rove Takes Hand Out Of Bush’s Arse Long Enough To Wave Goodbye
Karl Rove finally walked out that door
Dear god, I hope we see him no more
I hope that for the rest of his life
He realizes all he did was cause strife
To our country by stealing elections for that in-bred boor
The season’s first hurricane named Dean
Lurks in the Atlantic, unseen
It would be OK if he brought rain
But nothing that would cause pain
I’ve had enough of hurricanes turning mean
400 killed in latest attack
Death in northern Iraq
The biggest bomb yet of the war
Yet still Bush continues to snore
Cut your losses and bring the troops back
Imus can come back if he just behaves
Rumors he could return to the airwaves
Now a Rutgers player decides she should sue
Maybe she’ll win enough to buy a clue
Losing his job is enough—Jameka says forgiveness saves
A blog post from our lost-long friend Will
Thought he was in the trunk of a Coupe DeVille
Cupid’s still slapping him around
He’s still got his feet on the ground
But the thought of Will holding a dildo should give Anonymous a perverse thrill
On the last episode ...
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Knee deep in anal beads
And hearing tales of dirty deeds
Will is in for quite a treat
Will a nipple clamp be on his teat?
Maybe these chicks are into dweebs
since there are no new limericks today i thought i'd add to last weeks :)
Brent just reminded me of the swingers site
and a certain swinger ooh what a fright
man msi loved its porn
for adult dating and swinging we do mourn
trying to regain focus with all my might
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