Friday, February 28, 2025

Limerick Friday #631: Steaming Pile Of Keatts Manages To Destroy Every Last Shred Of Final Four Goodwill -- Day 1,807


Keatts should have a small amount of fear
For State's tumble to the rear 
The play is too brutal to bear
The fans even struggle to care
Hell, I've turned off two games this year

Entitlement across the team
Solipsism a constant theme
Favoritism a leadership pillar
Management by marketing filler
Fire up every tiny violin meme

Headlines you can't comprehend
Hope you can't even pretend
Ignorance to the core
The evil is what matters more
As our society continues to descend

Every day another lost player
Fans should probably say a prayer
You know it's baseball season
When the Mets have injuries beyond reason
An onion peeled layer by layer

"White Lotus" season three
Is finally winning over me
Was on the fence for a while
But the end of epi two made me smile
Mostly because of "Tune in Tokyo" Chelsea


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