Every try is a loss
For an idiotic boss
Brings the franchise shame
Incompetence, your name
Is one Stephen M. Ross
A trade deadline passed
Met beat writers aghast
"Make a trade!" they wrote
"For anyone!" they emote
But team chemistry is here to last
A pastime he loved fully
A game he never announced dully
The voice of baseball
A treat when he was on the call
Rest in doubleheaders, Vin Scully
To Mets fans, he's the bomb
With fanfare and aplomb
He returned with the heat
But can he repeat?
Welcome back, Jacob deGrom
A laughingstock once again
Lost draft picks and a suspension
Even tampered the wrong way
It's got to get better someday
But holy shit, fucking when?!
Last time ...
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