Friday, July 29, 2022

Limerick Friday #553: 'Tis The Season For Unrealistic 'Fins Expectations -- Day 867


Who could have a big year?
Who's found another gear?
Who might be out of shape?
Who's better on tape?
NFL training camp is finally here

Knockoff Yanks jerseys are cheap
But perfect for a Mets sweep
Clutch bats they wield
For drama at Citi Field
Good to see the pinstripers weep

For a show that's rather space-y
"For All Mankind" got a bit racy
She made an astronaut suit look good
Creating zero-gravity wood
Think we're all gonna miss Tracy

Billy Eppler scrambles
To fix a 'pen in shambles
Hey, while you're at it
How 'bout a righty DH who can hit
Here come the trade deadline gambles

The return of Cinnabon Gene
Pleasant with a little mean
For a dude on the lam
Always running a scam
Bob Odenkirk is magic on the screen



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