Friday, January 14, 2022

Limerick Friday #531: In Which We Just Fire All The Coaches -- Day 671


Free agency disasters grow
Drafting has largely been a no-go
Evaluation has failed
Personnel has sailed
So of course they fired Brian Flo

After injury landmines
Slowly revealing signs
Of energetic play
On every game day
NC State showing upward lines

No middle-ager can forget
When the bounty hunters we met
A love letter to "Star Wars" fans
Intensity on Tattooine sands
A thank you for "Book of Boba Fett"

A choke job for the ages
As Jim Irsay rages
Every Colt fan vents
That they couldn't trust Wentz
Acceptance will only come in stages

Nagy an unexpected shitcanning
Pace thrown in was good planning
Chicago pressing reset
On a Justin Fields bet
Three-and-outs they hope to be banning


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