Friday, February 20, 2015

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXX: Debbie Downers Overtake TWD, Plus Brian Williams Morphs Into Bill Brasky




Beset by give-up urges
As depression surges
A pep talk from Rick
Seems to do the trick
Until a new threat emerges

Trying to steal Beast Mode’s thunder
Is their unoriginal blunder
Call them the new Punk Brothers
Westbrook, Durant and others
Blame the media for what, I wonder?

A racing year has passed
Since I bolted a wreck fast
The vision of Magoo
And schizos in charge, too
Landed someplace I can last

Handchecking every dribble and drive
For fairness, State did strive
No, it wasn’t Cameron Indoor
But the Pack still ruled the floor
Beat Pitino to keep hopes alive
 
Bill Brasky, he thought he was
Fabricates stories, he does
Brian Williams made it all up
Should have to pee in a cup
Shoulda been shit-canned, cuz



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