Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXIII: Pete Carroll Forgets To Stay Out Of The Way, Plus TWD Tries Not To Jinx Itself

The Seahawks on the verge of bling

And a back-to-back title thing

Then Carroll tried to coach

Thanks to his encroach

Handed Belicheat a sixth ring

Beat up by the league’s dregs

No rebounding and a lack of legs

Passion is lacking

The fouls are stacking

Stop the bleeding, Gottfried begs

Fans jumping ship like roaches

While other teams find good coaches

Latest scapegoat is Mike Wallace

But in this I take solace

Philbin’s last year approaches

I used to enjoy his rap

But he’s just another piece of crap

A fraud who buys ‘hos like lunch

The NFL Network’s got a bunch

This is the tale of Warren Sapp

The first half was kinda great

Will the second uphold the same fate?

“The Walking Dead” is finally back

Can they pick up on the same track?

Or will the pacing once more abate?

Last time …