Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIX: Avenging The Bob-Kabob, Plus The ‘Fins Stumble Across The .500 Mark

The cannibals hacked apart

After they made Bob depart

But some left for D.C. Loop

You never split up the group!

The season off to a rousing start

Seems like a likeable-enough guy

And Dave Doeren really does try

But cooked-up stats on youth

Is a little bit uncouth

For Pack football, excuses never go on bye

Good gracious alive

Wee Ube’s five

Where does the time go

Mo’s proud, don’t you know

Not ready for girlhood to arrive

By the hair of my chinny-chin-chin

A most necessary win

Sitting at 5-3

The Scooters hopefully

Get a playoff push to begin

 

Playing the dreadful Jags

The offense made me gags

The D bailed them out

And made it a rout

At 4-3, optimism still lags

Last time …