Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Accountability Not Worth A Chapel Hill Of Beans, Plus TWD Asks “What About Bob?”

Cheating on an epic scale

Others in comparison pale

Teflon Roy said, “Dadgum, I didn’t know”

As UNC administrators say, “Uh-oh”

Integrity long ago set sail

Spirals instead of prayers

Scampering like Sayers

Tannehill looked like a winner

And an actual football spinner

As the ‘Fins pounded the Bears

The annual swoon does begin

The Scooters denied a win

Vernon Davis and Fitz

Both playing like shits

Cost me in a tight one again

Brandon Marshall, always a bit strange

Wide is his bipolar range

It’s easy to be healed

When you’re winning on the field

But a leopard’s spots don’t change

They’re calling it to the Bob-B-Q

Randomly walk off, this happens to you

Gabriel gives me the creeps

Plot lines are taking leaps

TWD, a faster pace is working, too

Last time …